[MoSBB] OPERATION DontLetBelgiansRagequit - eBelgium version.
Ministry of Entertainment
Sorry for the lack of translation. I could have run this through Google Translate, but it always gets it all wrong.
As you may have heard, in the latest election eBelgium suffered a country-wide foreign PTO. As you can imagine a number of eBelgians are pretty unhappy about this, to say the least. There’s been talk of this being the final straw for some people, and about now maybe being the time to call it a day and stop playing. It’s understandable, but also saddening.
eBelgium is a great friend and ally of ours, and it pains us to see our friends wounded like this and we don’t want to see good people leaving the game as a result. So, while we often meet our eBelgian allies on the battlefield, now is the time for us to extend our friendship in other ways as well.
To that end, the eUK government and Congress have come together to create a scheme that will allow decent eBelgian citizens to move to the eUK instead of quitting the game. We hope that we can provide a haven where they can continue to enjoy the game, while perhaps sowing the seeds of a counter-revolution to win their country back.
Here’s how it works:
2. We’ll do a quick background check, just to make sure that we’re not admitting any of the PTOers by mistake
3. We’ll inform you when that’s done and ask you to put your CS application in.
4. An eUK congress member will approve your CS
5. That’s it - you’re in! We might even buy you a pint.
We’re doing it this way to make sure that we only admit genuine eBelgians, and also because with a small Congress this month (19) we have a limited number of CS passes.
So if you’re an eBelgian who’s unhappy with the situation in your country and looking for a way out - don’t quit! The hand of friendship has been extended by the eUK - all you have to do is shake it.
We look forward to welcoming you to the eUK.
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Beautiful entertainment article judges score are,
Artistic merit 9.9
Technical difficulty 9.8
Innovation 6.9
As an actual Belgian, I can also confirm we are quite good at stacking objects.
And here are the results of eBelgian Eurovison Televoting jury:
Skaters receive two marks for each performance—a “technical” score and a “program components” score—that are added together to form a composite score. Add the two together and the skater with the highest composite score wins.
Artistic merit: 9.0
Technical difficulty: 8.0
Innovation: -1.0
If his article is negative innovation then your comment should not even be scored since there is no such negative nimber that is enough 🙂
Even the multi above wrote the same thing.
Negative infinity might suit it maybe.
Why are you bothering with unimportant things?
Yes, I find you unimportant. However I find studying human stupidity fascinating so that is how you landed on my list.
another pretentious, self-centered over-inflated ego
Not really - I dont own any government position to overinflate my ego.
Prend tes affaires et casse toi, c'est écris dans l'article!!!! Imothing
Could we somehow arrange you also write some articles for us, naturally with a adequate financial compensation reward included.
You are very very badly informed my friend, but if you prefer to offer a save heaven to those lost souls, let it be.
We just want free democratic eBelgium and not the one filled with pretentious, self-centered and over-inflated egos.
Where always the same personalities get chosen again and again, month after month, year after year.
"eBelgium suffered a country-wide foreign PTO"
Who is this mysterious foreign PTO you are referring to, I don't know really?
I am a RL Belgian living in Brussels.
Check your cabinet - your former MoD was a Serbian. Your current PM is a Serbian account (no idea how many times bought and sold). Your current MoE is a Serbian (or Croatian - dont care tbh - same stuff). And your current MoD is a multi (or an imbecile). So does it matter who you are? 🙂
As I am from Antwerp it's only fair to say :
Aries Sun lives on the carpark of Belgium
LOL 😃
Demis Roussos, Goodbye, my love, goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ0B65aKItM
A new anthem of eBelgium and also in remebrance of those lost souls leaving eBelgium
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Thanks for the support eUK bros ❤
Do we get gold if we stay or leave? Highest bidder can get my soul !
The only thing you will get is the Redemption for not leaving
hmmm, that's nothing, so no thank you !, ok next bid
Join My MU and you will be safe ☺
Car quand la foudre s'abattra sur eBe et la vengeance du tout-puissant
Seule la Air Force restera 😁😆
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