Dear citizens of Rosja!
Minister Obrony Narodowej
This article is an official answer for your rather long text published in our press yesterday, in which you cordially invited us to invade eRussia.
The answer is no.
We are very sorry that you have to struggle with constant boredom, however we can't help you. We are horses.
Bai!
Regards,
ePolish Government
P.S. We are not kidding actually.
P.P.S. This is not trolling. It's a serious answer. You take Mazuria, Hungary takes Silesia, Slovenia takes Pomerania, Ukraine takes Little Poland. We can retreat Mazovia later to make it easier for you, no one likes Warsaw anyway. C'mon.
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Greetings r*bots
Please come to Polan😛)
Rusia we weating for you
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To pojechani po rajtuzach. Wedle prawideł.
"We are very sorry that you have to struggle with constant boredom, however we can't help you. We are horses." 😃
HAIL EDEN
wooo!
100% true.
MoFA of ePoland
Russia cannot into Poland.
Approved by eNiger.
"We can't help you. We are horses. ROTFL 😃
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PWNED 😃
na pewno zrozumieją o co chodzi...
Polandball without balls. So sad...
Ci na górze to no lify
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hehe Russia destroyed your colonies and conqueryour original regions 🙂
o7 i mamy złote podkowy!
Please come to Poland XD x2
pwnd 😃 totally pwnd. 😃
he
Hungary can into Silesia!
Slovenia can into Pomerania!
Russia can into Mazuria!
Go go go Phoenix!
We are waiting \o/
R O T F L
(ale dluuuugo z ta odpowiedzia sie cziliscie ...)
WTF 😃
Polandhorses )))
Mwa-ha-ha
We always knows that you can attack only counties like Slovenia.
Ta, dowcip miesiąca. Ho ho ho.
Warsaw is village!!!
we knowz
we r*botz
Polandhorses, if we attack you again, do you promise attack us back? )))
hahaha.
Они сравнили себя с лошадьми?? 0_o
>>>Они сравнили себя с лошадьми?? 0_o
ЦСКА Варшава 😁)))
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romool 4 minutes ago
Polandhorses )))
Mwa-ha-ha
We always knows that you can attack only counties like Slovenia.
>we always knows
jesus christ, man, learn past simple before opening your mouth in public. I kind of facepalm'd.
Ахаха....ссыкуны)))
Even if i learn past simple you do not cease to be a polandhorse 🙂
horse ;3
Ахаха....ссыкуны)))
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о трех ногах )))
это 5
me iz horsebot. 10101111110001
But I don't like horses
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The answer is no. Ой вей, цыплятки 😉
Russia cannot into Poland.
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Мы ж вам предагали cannot_нуть до России. Причём тут эта фраза?