VOTE TAYTO Cork / Kerry ….On a mission from e-God ….and bringing SEXY back.

Day 611, 10:54 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Tayto


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TAYTO MEETS E-GOD (VOTE TAYTO FOR CONGRESS CORK / KERRY)

Well, how yeah all, last time we met I was in a dodgy prison cell, living the “Irish Patriots Dream” (http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-dig-190880/1) BUT guess what e-GOD came to me in my moment of darkness and “IT” (just for you Grainne) said TAYTO…..…..TAYTO, I HAVE A MISSION FOR YOU AND E-IRELAND. (Weird “IT” had a deep Kerry Accent……no surprise there though!!!) Anyway I talked with e-God for a while about the MISSION in great detail and eventually when I got a chance to get a word in edgewise……I said “e-GOD, I can’t do this , ……….they’re a bunch of PAGANS in E-IRELAND, a NICE bunch mind you, but only interested in WAR , PROFIT ,EGO’s and BALL HOPPING and you want ME to bring……………. LOVE………..for feck sake …….how the hell will I do that”


..…...... e-GOD replied as he slurped my Club Orange “Ahhhhhhh Tayto, listen good, boyo, your FIRST MISSION on the road to ….”E-Ireland Love ” in to get the institution of MARRAGE written into the constitution and it will be based NOT on VEGAS style quickies……….but on the traditional standards of E-Ireland’s culture including DOWRIES / VILLAGE APROVAL / SCANDAL / COURTSHIP / FAMILY / FIGHTS/ GOV.Support. and a little bit of DIVORCE, just in the event of AVATAR FALLOUT





THE FIRST SERMON (VOTE TAYTO FOR CONGRESS CORK / KERRY)

So my dear congregation, I stand in front of you today in my new threads looking for your VOTES, in order to fulfil this new module and perhaps enrich the culture of E-Ireland,….and ………. sure it’s RADICAL….….and it’s got nothing to do with the running of the state machinery ……and my experience is limited to DRINK, Pro-creation & GAA …….but Hallelujah I have seen the light and Feck-it this could lead to a couple of Hoolies…………..So what do you say!!!!!.....while the world is making “WAR” , E-Ireland makes LUUURRRRVE……and remember we may be Small in the e-world scheme of things….but that’s no reason that we should be small in Culture…………So go on VOTE …..TAYTO






E-MARRIAGE & THE TABLET OF STONE (VOTE TAYTO FOR CONGRESS CORK / KERRY)
Ohhh yeah…..E-God said “IT” was not dishing out any RULES written in stone this time…….but instead wanted to run a few ideas by YOU the people of e-Ireland and hope that it would inspire a bit of debate.

The MARRIAGE:

1) Marriage can take place between “ANY” 2 Avatars
2) Both AVATARS will have to be E-Ireland Citizens
3) Both AVATARS will have to at least hold “ 1” Hard working medal.
4) Final courtship will require the publishing of expressions of e-LOVE by both parties in their respective newspapers……..(and it’s got to be bloody entertaining for no.5)
5) A marriage will only be recognised by the STATE when both articles combined receive OVER 50 public vote up’s
6) Each party in a successful marriage will receive a DOWRY of a HOUSE & GIFTS from the STATE
7) A Marriage can adopt / foster E-Ireland “Newbie’s” as they see fit.


The DIVORCE: (When the ass falls out of the relationship *GULP*, this’ll cost the price of a herd…)

1) One or both parties publish in their respective NEWSPAPERS, the reason for the divorce (A fair amount of DIRT must be thrown!!)
2) No public vote required, as the divorce will be instantaneous on publication
3) Both parties will return “Houses” to the state
4) Any “newbie’s” involved will be cut loose or fostered to other families. ….THERE will be NO custody battles.
5) Avatars can re-marry after a cooling down period of 30 days.






E-God, needs a new home (VOTE TAYTO FOR CONGRESS CORK / KERRY)

One more thing before you shoot out the door brother’s and sisters………..E-God did ask for a house of worship to build on the finest site in E-Ireland…….and this is where I need your support…..so my beautiful congregation I need you to dig deep in those pockets for I have found the perfect site upon which to build, belonging to both Cork and Kerry ....where else but “CROKE PARK” …..So E-GOD is waiting…….send on the Cash & Gold……and think big……all we got to do is put a bloody big spire on and we are DONE………. ………………..BLESS YOU ALL……………AND REMEMBER VOTE TAYTO ….VOTE RADICAL……VOTE IRP.





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Behind the lulz here. lie DEEP GAME MECHANICS. First to pass marriage laws in the e-World? Biggest population boost we’ve seen since the baby-boom of Feb 2009. Think about it.
WHEN ALL THE WORLD IS SICK OF WAR, WE SHALL STILL BE IRISH!!!
AND WE’LL BREED ‘EM OUT. LIKE WE ALWAYS DID. IN RL.

Any citizen who can't handle this passion? Move on. Nothing for you here.*****

That’s ALL Folks, Speech ends..lights out…..and it’s all up to YOU now.

And a big Thanks to “Mick” in the Marketing Dept.



And finally a quickie, to all you ladies out there