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Allez le Bleu!! Cagoenlà!!

Day 635, 07:16 • Published in France France

• by Zoidberg INC

Ni IRON ni chorradas. Aquí tenéis las verdaderas razones por las que Francia ha invadido España:

24 años sin ganar el Tour

26 años sin ganar Roland Garros

el gran capitán (que encima es argelino) se casa con una mujer española

Pero... qué se puede esperar de una gente que está gobernado por una italiana y un júngaro?

tia buena italiana, hamijo júngaro taponcete

Comments

ntmontes Day 635, 07:19

pertañax!! este chico sabe lo que se dice

Lola Moreno Day 635, 07:20

Ains, si es que donde se ponga el producto nacional... Con un buen García Vaquero, que se quite todo el Brie del mundo....

lolmetal Day 635, 07:24

Dios con 4 palabras has pwneado y dejado por los suelos todo el espiritu frances ! XD

ntmontes Day 635, 07:24

y si es curado, mucho mejor... aunque semi no está mal del todo

Soren Far Day 635, 07:27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ9ZBXZj4Tw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ9ZBXZj4[..]j4Tw

Coupe de monde 2006 France 2-1 Espagne

🙂 Je crois que tout est dit.

Vive la FRANCE Day 635, 07:29

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-hiring-high-skilled-land-workers-france-1-day-only-896701/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-hir[..]1/20

I'm hiring land workers. Spanish citizens are welcome

Redbridge Day 635, 07:31

Jajajajajajajajjajajaja!! Me da que el tío que ha coemntado arriba nació ayer...

Kaylee Day 635, 07:38

mon dieu, c'est magnifique!

@Soren Far: SPAIN wins Eurocup 2008. ¿And France? They were out in the first round. LOL

Soren Far Day 635, 07:38

Désolé pour l'erreur, 3-1. Forgive me 😒

ntmontes Day 635, 07:38

Soren Far... en todo caso, Francia no ganó... ganaron los inmigrantes que luego os quemaron los coches, jajaja

Soren Far Day 635, 07:40

Wageuuuuux 🙂 C'est bon d'avoir les boules ?

ntmontes Day 635, 07:41

In english... France did not win... the inmigrants that later on burned your cars were the ones that won that game xDDD

allez la france?? NO!! allez algerie, allez maroc... xDDD

trivaz Day 635, 07:43

uuuoooooo Votadisisimoooo!!

Viva ESPAÑA!! este año el mundial es NUESTRO!!

LoD_Hack Day 635, 07:44

I SELL Q1 WEAPONS, FOR MORE INFORMATION SEND ME A PM

Ssekli Day 635, 07:45

- Does Spain win the football world cup ?
- Is Zidane spanish ? ( no but he destroyed you in 2006 )
- Rafael Nadal is over

This is 3 reason from several others that make you spanish mad

xavieret Day 635, 07:48

nadal is over¿¿? LOL

Don't you remember Germany 06¿¿¿ I think it was a French EPIC FAIL

Soren Far Day 635, 07:48

@ntmontes: rendez-vous in Southern Africa in june. 🙂

ntmontes Day 635, 07:49

Ssekli... Is Zidane french? xDDDD
Is djorkaeff french? xDDDD
Is Thuram french? xDDDD

The only one that considers himself a "true" french is Le Pen xDDDDD

And last, but not least... Is NARCOzy french?

For teh lulz!!

ntmontes Day 635, 07:49

Was Napoleon french?? xDDDD

Soren Far Day 635, 07:49

Epic fail as your 16k G ? 😮

Sombra.XXXXX Day 635, 07:51

jaa..mui weno oñe...votauuu.
STOP EXTERMINATION OF DIFFERENT CULTURES INTO EREPUBLIK!!!
STOP FRENCH BARBARIANS!! OUT THE INVADER!!! FREE SPAIN!!!
French go home!!! STOP Le Pen's Sons!!

Soren Far Day 635, 07:51

ntmontes: yes, they was french because they Borned in France.

Boooorn in Frannnnce, iwas boooorn in fraannceee (Thx bruce )

ntmontes Day 635, 07:51

Soren, sorry... are you talking about Contador's last win? I didn't understand your comment...

Soren Far Day 635, 07:52

SombraXXXXXX Stop Franco's Sons ! 🙂

Clivet Day 635, 07:53

Soy nuevo y ahora todo me ha quedado claro..jajaja, votado!

ntmontes Day 635, 07:53

they "borned"? they "was"? ein? was that french? was that english? mi no entiende...

napoleon was born in france? xDDD

Soren Far Day 635, 07:57

"They were Born in France." u understood me.

Corse is french guy's.

Lola Moreno Day 635, 07:57

Nenes, no os molestéis en aprender gabacho... con saber decir eso de: Epic Fail, 16k gold ya estamos salvados. Con eso nos darán trabajo, comida y techo. Que son unos soletes estos queridos conquistadores 😃

(léase con cierto tono de sarcasmo)

ntmontes Day 635, 07:58

lola, el paréntesis sobra... tómame como ejemplo... a mi me suele entender todo el mundo xDDD

Le grand dude Day 635, 07:59

vosotros españoles vais a entender muy rapidamente como van unos franceses determinados...

vive la france!

Ssekli Day 635, 07:59

ntmontes

Zidane is french he's born at marseilles ; algerian origin
Thuram is french he's born in guadeloupe and oh it's a french region and his family always live in guadeloupe
Djorkaeff is born in france ; russian origin

Marcos senna isn't spanish for example he obtains the spanish nationality
Don't comment things you don't know please

ntmontes Day 635, 08:01

Ssekli... tell that to Le Pen, please!!

mierda... me he hecho PIIIIIIISSSSS

Soren Far Day 635, 08:04

Quelle tas de onk, ces mecs n'empêche. (pour les insultés mieux vaut parler en verlan. xD

Surtout Ntmontes, lui, il doit être finit a la pisse. Pour sur.

Ssekli Day 635, 08:05

Why dou you always speak about le pen he has no influence in france since he has been beaten by chirac in 2001
Nobody care of him in france

Napoleon is born in france [corse] became french 1 year before his birth

ntmontes Day 635, 08:06

soren, amiga mia... aquí no ha insultado nadie... que poco sentido del humor tenéis... será el humor francés...

ya que estás, hazme uno xDD

ntmontes Day 635, 08:10

sorry ssekli... are we talking about the same Napoleone di Buonaparte? the one that, in his young days, hated the french for the way they treated people in Corse? The one that spoke french with a strong italian accent? If we are talking about the same guy, please let me know

ntmontes Day 635, 08:10

ZAS!! en toda la boca

Soren Far Day 635, 08:16

Lol and relol. A l'entendre parler on pourrait penser qu'il le connait personnellement. xD

Are you corse ? No, i don't think. if, napoleon hated france, why became the great leader of my country ? Why reformed, the system ?

You want speak about Catalogne ? The states which would become independant because they hate espagne ? They burn the picture of your king. Catalogne libre ! Vive l'independance ! xD

Ssekli Day 635, 08:19

Yes i'm talking about Napoleon Bonaparte also known at Napoleon 1er.Who gave his life for France

He's born in france (corse)
his family is italian but finaly he was french

Are you mad because spain is non-existent since the 16th century on the international scene ?

DanielCyrus Day 635, 08:26

are you mad because muslims are invading France??

ntmontes Day 635, 08:30

"you want speak"??? again, is that french or english? mí no sabe...

I guess we are not talking about the same guy... mine was born "Napoleone" and had to escape to France after betraying Pasquale de Paoli, the father of the first democracy in modern ages...

Ssekli Day 635, 08:37

DanielCyrus

Facist words ...

ntmontes Day 635, 08:41

so let's make it clear... my "napoleone" tried to destroy the first modern democracy, and you call him a national hero...

Wow, I feel shame for what Franco to the Spanish people, but you guys love what the fake french did to Europe...

Liberté, égalité, fraternité?!?! Menudo truño!! y de esos duros y gordos, que cuesta que caigan al vater xDDDD