The Wimminz Runs For Congress!
PrincessMedyPi
Greetings My Fellow eAmericans!
For those of you who may not know me, my name is PrincessMedyPi. For most of my eLife, I have lived in the nation of eTurkey. Born an eAmerican, I emigrated to Turkey in August to fight the fascism of the onrche administration. Recently, I grew tired of fighting him and his minions. In a moment of perfect timing, I was asked to come to America by eUSA’s President, Benn Dover, during his “bring us more wimminz” campaign. And, with my increasing boredom and irritation, it was an easy offer to accept, especially during a pro-fun administration.
I am running for a congressional seat from the state of Alaska to prove that not all women are cold, frigid snatches. Yes, I can see Russia from my house, but I realize that it is not “right over the border.” In RL, I read the newspaper, am familiar with Supreme Court decisions, and know my constitutional rights. I am:
Pro-Pie (I can't choose cake with a name like this...)
Pro-Chocolate Cookies & Brownies (I feel a need for compromise)
Pro-Muffin (Better variety of flavors)
Pro-Tax (...albeit it at low levels)
Pro-Army (I didn't come to a strong country for no reason!)
Anti-Import (On locally available and abundant items. Here's where I love me some high taxes...)
Pro-Humor (Anti-Humor administration was what drove me from the US in the first place...I'm back because of the Pro-Humor cabinet)
Anti-Stupid (There's only so much one person can be subjected to before they snap.)
Anti-Spam (RL "news" and wastes of space have no place in eRepublik; this is directly linked with my stance of Anti-Stupid.)
Pro-Sex (It makes this world so much better. What else would we discuss late at night?)
Anti-Creeper/Desperate Horn Dog (PM me with 'ur hot. msg me pleezzzee' to be castrated.)
Pro-Ellipsis (The punctuation mark I abuse on a constant basis.)
As a former Congresswoman, Party President, and leader of the minority populous of eTurkey, I feel that I have political experience to bring to the congressional forum. I have spent the majority of my days fighting against political corruption and elections tampering, while somehow finding time to support legislation (i.e. high import tax on local natural resources) that is beneficial to the people. I look forward to helping Alaska blossom.
Cheers,
Princess
Comments
I always support wimminz who are pro-sex, or sex pros for that matter! Lol
Good support strategy Neil 😃
Voted coz i like you and your propaganda 😃
pro-sex its cool!
princess!!! i missed you 😁
in the new congressmen election i have to be in your state to vote for you right?
As the head of the pro-cake union, I am offended.
Nice article.
You got my support.
I'd like to hear a few comments on the Lewis tragedy
@Gal: I'm not entirely sure how the new elections system works...
@Rocco: I am sorry if my Pie nature offends you. Maybe someday I will feed you cake...
@Em: He came. He started campaigning for a future election that we will sadly never get to see. We tried to love him the best we could. Our love was too overwhelming. We have lost the greatest source of entertainment in eRepublik. He will be missed. I urge all people to covert to Lewdaism or Lewisism as soon as possible. I'm thinking about donating the funds from the verbal artistry tournament to the Michael Lewis Memorial Party fund.
So I was doing the math and I have figured out your are not enough wimminz for all of us. This is truly troubling news. How will you bring more wimminz to this great nation to prevent the civil war likely to come from 6000 men fighting over you?
Well Finbar, this is a very good question. I am glad you brought this up because I have been thinking about this for some time now. First of all, I realize that as one woman, I need to share myself. This is why I have instituted the Verbal Artistry Tournament. Only the quick witted have a shot with the princess, and there are 1 month rotations. This is a controlled way to deal with the mass chaos.
Secondly, I need to send you boys through charm school. I have a hard time recruiting wimminz and keeping them here if the mynz insist on keeping irc a sausage fest. For example, wimmin respond kindly to flattery and discussions of fun things. Talk of GoW2 either scares them off or bores them. (Talk of Zelda on the other hand is a major win.) So, I need to school you all in the ways of wimminz.
Finally, I will try to recruit my wimminz. It is difficult to get them to enter the game because alas, it is time consuming and text based. Now, if you all prove to me that wimminz are highly valued here, I will be able to make a stronger case for my fellow chesticle club members.
I once recruited two wimmin, currently trying to un-two-clicker-ify them
Oohhh snap! A. Jones is on the estreets. Lock up your wimminz folk afore I put them in my stable. I gotch yo verbalicity skialls in my front pocket ma queen & I can rap bout Zelda or ponies or what have you. Jones up...hoes down, if a bitch can't swim she boun to drizzown.
True that
Princess = ePalin
Princess = ePalin + Sex Kitten
Is she more palin than Hillary?
Isn't it amazing what a little recruitment can do for a country?
In terms of hotness, I would say I'm more Palin that Hillary...
As a supporter of the e-wimminz movement, I support Princess running for congress. It's just unfortunate wimminz can not vote or run for political position. What's next? Wimminz driving? Sillyz wimminz...
/me pimp slaps Kyle321n with a ruler.
ur hot. msg me pleeez!
/me slaps PrincessMedyPi with a ruler
You ripped off my stances almost as bad as Kyle did! At least you wrote your own things in. Oh, and you are totally Palin-hot. Love you MediPalin.
~ Geno
/me giggles
Love you Geno 😉
according to my pocket copy of the rules of the internet, princess cant possibly be a wimmin (singular). i think rule #34 is around here somewhere...
Good luck Princess.
Yup, Rule 29, Jason:
"In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents."
Here's my copy.
In case BBC Code doesn't work here:
http://i33.tinypic.com/2rcbjw4.jpg
Your anti-creeper policy is of concern to me.
I am interested and would like to hear more.
@haugen: there is no need to fear. very few people creep me out...
Now on your Pro-Muffin stance; does that include Muffin-Tops? If so then how do you feel about muffin bottoms?
I think it would be a better world if we could make only muffin tops.
I support sex too lol, hope you win 🙂
nice article, im eUSA born citizen, but moved to eRussia to support my RL born country. im must say it is cold here. and where exactly in alaska are u? lol
She couldn't be like Palin cause Palin was anti-Sex (and anti BC, etc.)
i dont care if medypi is boy, you can be my friend still.