The UK Military
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Turd Fergusen
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Seriously guys. If your mobile forces can't out damage Ireland, a country 1/8th the size of you, with less tanks, and less money, you know there is a problem.
Next time. Go cry to Serbia for help or something. XD
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-first-battle-for-belfast-final-stats-1220523/1/20
Here are some tips about how to improve you're military. I'm sure you'll find it useful!
1. Give out guns. Guns increase damage. (Seriously, do you guys use guns?)
2. Give out orders to your troops.
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3. Roll calls to check for activity.
4. Military companies. Produce your own weapons for free as well as actually using them?? OMG!
5. WTF is up with your Ranking system? Its f*cked up.
6. Navy is retarded. Also there are no naval battles in this game and never will. Go figure.
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7. Testicles. That is all.
Comments
First \o/
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Yes I know. Fail troll, Americans are fat, pig disgusting, amerifail fail, stupid Americans, ect. Be original in your comebacks please 😉
Testicles. That IS all.
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LOL, this is hilarious. haha You should have said this,
"Use guns. Guns increase damage. (Did you guys know that?)" lol
Since we are done killing Redcoats, lets laugh at them! XD
It's not over till the fat lady sings !
Not singing are you Turd ?
Horice 😛
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lmao, amen
down with the eUK!!!
200k for our mobile forces is pretty decent considering a few months back thats what our whole country did along with our military. And i highly doubt Ireland can do 300k a day, everyday. See you in the next battle.
140K George. The US Marines do almost as much as that in a typical battle Don't be giving yourselves the benefit of the doubt. The UK does an average of about 350K a day. Ireland almost beat that and they have a lot more money saved up. Remember Ireland never had to spend any money during all those wars. They are all probably loaded with cash!
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"They have nothing in their whole imperial arsenal that can break the spirit of one Irishman who doesn't want to be broken. "
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And voted very hard, very very hard
7. Testicles
You bet. You damn right bet.
Our homeguard can probably do more damage than the entire UK...
Voted, already subbed, ready to see more fail.
Best: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/top-10-reasons-why-uk-military-can-t-win-a-battle1-959122/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/top-[..]/1/20
Your right... so how did the Invasion go you know the one where you where going to Crush the eUK the one you had spent a year building up to... oh right yeah thats it, you failed.
*snicker* Okay folks yep Ireland with the help of many nations has held us off for a few days through massive tanking. You think they can keep that up *snicker* They can't.
How was Japan ?
Horice 🙂
@Horice and Andy
How was Norway? How was Canada? How was Sweden? How was sitting on your ass for 6 months, doing nothing? All FAILS. And just to let you know, the UK is a joke in eUS. If we wanted to waste the time and the money, London would have fallen eventually. The UK was the one to "say uncle" and propose peace, and when a country surrenders, it usually means they lost. Good try though lol.
Andy, you signed a Peace treaty in fear of the final blow. The EDEN invasion went perfectly.
You can sing now Turd 😛
Horice \o/
Andy was right it seems 🙂
looks like our military is pretty decent after all 😛
We all get bye with a little help from our friends 🙂
George, lol it wasn't the UK military that won this battle. If you think it was, then you are retarded. It does seems you took my advice and cried to Serbia and Hungary for help. XD We'll see when the stats come out but I'm pretty confident Ireland outdamaged you again. Also, good job pissing off Ireland, they are talking about joining EDEN now.
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1-4... the Uk already does all of that. Do you research your articles AT ALL before you write them??
HAHA Longbaugh actually took this article seriously. Wada tool! XD
Ireland lost ages ago. Still not removed the rubish article?
lol.......I love a good piece of fiction me 😛
Hey Turd, have some crow. I hear it tastes good when you open your mouth too soon. 😉
Haha I got Dish to comment. Article was officially a win. 😃
Fail article of the week! \o/