The hesitant American invasion in Asia [ENG / HUN]
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Dear readers,
Against all the odds, the expected USA-Chinese attack still did not come. Our journalist unwheiled the reasons behind.
A várakozás ellenére USA-Kínai támadás mégsem indult el. Szemfüles újságírónk utánajárt.
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-You have nothing to worry about. We will kick the sh*t out of them. They are just a bunch of old retards. Normally we should do it on our own, but since we feel obliged, we will let you take your share from this gorgeus deal.
-Aggódalomra semmi ok. Félkézzel is elbánunk velük. Végülis csak néhány szenilis nyugdíjast kell lenyomni. Magunk is elbánnánk velük, de nem akarunk kihagyni a buliból, mert mindig olyan jó fejek voltatok.
-We'll sneak unobserved in their Headquarters, just for the Lulz, to see how much they are scared of us. We are the bravest of the braves!
-Csak a poén kedvéért beosonunk a főhadiszállásukra, hogy lássuk mennyire rettegnek tőlünk. Nem parázunk!
-The Filippinese army will also join us, we have nothing to be afraid of. We will look straight into their eyes. We will outscore them by numbers three times.
-A Fülöp szigetekkel szövetségben immár verhetetlenek leszünk. Bátran odamegyünk és a szemükbe nézünk. Akár háromszoros túlerőt is összehozhatunk.
-Uhh, I think we cannot outscore them by three times!
-Uhh, azt hiszem nem lesz meg a háromszoros túlerő!
-No problem, we will attack them before the daychange. We will play with the time lag bug.
-Semmi baj, majd napváltás előtt indítjuk a támadást, amikor még alszanak. Bevetjük a késleltetős bug-ot is.
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-Their defense will collapse like a cottage.
-A védelmük úgy fog összedőlni, mint egy kártyavár.
-Holy sh*t, they have Q5 guns!
-B@szki, ezeknek Q5-ös fegyvereik vannak!
-Run for your life!
-Menekülj az életedért!
-I just wander what has happend with our pretty Filippinese military adviser...
-Nem akarom megtudni, hogy mi lett a csinos Fülöp Szigeteki katonai tanácsadónk sorsa!
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