People of the United Kingdom; your day of liberation is at hand!
Aeros
People of the UK, last summer your political elites betrayed you and your good friends to Hungary and Indonesia. They transformed the United Kingdom into a puppet state that served no purpose except to harass your neighbors to whom you were once allied. Since that foul day, the United Kingdom has invaded the home territories of the United States, Canada, and Norway. You have also launched invasions upon territory controlled by Sweden, Spain and Poland. Your leaders of course accomplished nothing in these actions except to draw the enmity of these countries.
Dear citizens, your country is a cesspit of failure. The United States and Canada have more active RL citizens of the UK then the UK itself! Why you may ask? Because ever since you betrayed your friends last summer, the UK has embraced the fail of its inherent nature as a puppet. Even now your political elites continue to lick the Hungarian boot by triggering MPP’s in Norway, and generally making a nuisance of themselves. But your fail does not stop at Downing Street. You claim to have a “navy”, but the only boat we have seen a picture of (from your recruiting poster) is of the KMS Bismark (complete with swastikas). If your military cannot tell the difference between a Royal Navy Battleship and a Nazi Battleship, how on earth do you expect it to win a war?
We here in EDEN understand however, that the political elites of the UK do not equal the British public at large. We know for a fact that the British are a good and honorable people that do not want their country to suck. To that end, we your true friends in EDEN have decided to free the British people from their fail leadership. Under the wise and enlightened governance of the USA, Canada, Poland, Spain and Sweden, the UK shall at last throw off the shackles of failure that have made it a laughingstock. To mark this new era in eUK history, it has been decided that the UK will be administered from its new “capital to be” in Wales. As London shall no longer be the capital, we have decided to rename it “New Warsaw”. This is a much cooler name, and it reflects the cities true Real Life demographics anyhow.
Furthermore, we have decided that your present King Stephen is simply no longer fit to rule, as he is a crap comedian and completely unfunny. The man or woman that shall replace him will depend entirely on which country gets to administer the majority of your territory. So unless you want Poland to decide your new King, I suggest you urge your government retreat territory to the United States as quickly as possible. If the British Government truly has their citizens best interests at heart, they will realize King Stephen Colbert will be a much better King then what you have presently.
The new King of England; Much funnier than the present King Stephen
Admittedly, this glorious era has not yet officially started. Your Hungarian masters will not wish to let their puppet government fall. Supporters of the fail regime in New Warsaw will also attempt to stop EDEN’s liberation in its tracks. To that end I urge all true British Patriots to rise up against your political masters in Budapest and join with EDEN's liberating forces. It pains us greatly that we must resort to military force to free the British People, but it must be done. The fail is too greatly entrenched in your government, and only outside force can purge it. Once we are done however, I can assure you the eUK as it is now will be just a memory.
Comments
Weak trollin yo.
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Yay! Buy a ticket to Poland today and beat the rush!
umz... yeah give it to me 🙂
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aeros, go back to talking about military situation, i dont like your propaganda
HAIL EDEN
😉
Also this was a good attempt the eUK have comprehensive out-trolled you with their Polandball articles.
But the US hasn't resorted to military force. As ever you have done absolutely **** all. Push the button or STFU.
Q5 Vote!
i lol'd. Great article
//_=
We will be there!
HAIL CROATIA!
HAIL USA!
o7
Oh cool, this is really interesting. You found the button then?
~hyuu~
voted 🙂
Free Scotland!
Who are you to decide the fate the eUK? We are not pawns of the hungarians, we are a free country... even if we were, we wouldn't want to be lorded over by Eden and have our country totally changed. So stop with your fail propaganda and either push the button or go back to playing tiddlywinks.
This will be a turning point in the war, this time Phoenix fill not fall back, remember our heroes Dio Brando he held the line, Wizze Don he held the line against Americans in california, Parter he also held the line and many others, today WE WILL HELD THE LINE!
Wizzie Don held the line in California with Illegal gold that got him banned just in time for the third battle that the eUSA won easily : )
Hmm so like America is run by Poland?
An interesting concept.
"today WE WILL HELD THE LINE!"
I love it. Made my day.
poor troll is poor. Let's face it, you won't do anything, so I stopped reading after the first line. And if you want to replace our fanfic with yours, have fun legislating - once you've defeated us - which isn't going to happen, given you won't attack.
I like how Wizzie_done held the line part 😃
Don't worry UK, we're coming to set you free.
@Kelusk
I'm very sorry but you are pawns. You are ruled by exPeace leaders who bribed some of your old goverment. People who didn't accept your goverment's treason are fighting now from Canada and USA.
Yawn.
You are better at military analysis.
Bismarck was a warship.
Only in America Warships have a ideology.
Is a willing pawn not still a pawn?
And be careful ... we play tiddlywinks with hand grenades 😉
Agreed!
FREE SCOTLAND!!
tl;dr. Was it good?
FREE SCOTLAND!
Bismarkmaxxxx
Can do us a favour and keep your lame arse articles for people who might find funny under fives,morons,mental retarded and last but not least your fellow countrymen
"The United States and Canada have more active RL citizens of the UK then the UK itself! "
Thats true, if you multiply Necrosis by 3000.
Not king stephen! you really crossed the line this time!
wow UK, your nazi ship is fail
Not a British Warship
Not RL
gtfo
Most of the arguments are not from the veteran players.
Congress voted us into PEACE (2/3 majority), at the time we were not part of an alliance, and had been embargoed by exAtlantis/Eden. Our blocking attacks on Poland, Sweden and Spain are just the same as when your allies Switzerland, Spain and north korea attacked peace/phoenix during the invasion of the US. So far, we have beaten the US, Romania and Greece when we took out Romanian controleld Belgium, and taken a few of your provinces when you retreated from new Endland. If your country won't dare attack us even with open MPPs, then why do you pretend that we are the failures. You have failed fighting Japan, France, Portugal, Russia, Canada, Mexico, in Helionjiang and in Kyushu, vs wins in Liaonang (well done) and Indonesia in Asia(didn't they retreat?) .
KMS Bismarck will prevent our invasion!
For working with Hungria. They were given Scotland while you were `neutral'. Your leaders acted as cowards.
Oh, hai American.
Also, >we your true friends in EDEN
l2punctuation.
poland cannot into euk ;_;
I will be there.
And all CROATIA.
HAIL EDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOD EDEN
SOD YOU ALL
HAIL PHOENIX
HAIL UK