Malek for Nebraska

Day 673, 10:59 • Published in USA USA • by Darth Malek

I, Darth Malek, Herby officially announce my candidacy for congress. I will be running in the great state of Nebraska. I promise to represent the American Advancement Party in conjunction with great political donations from the Umbrella Corp.

PLATFORM:

Foreign Policy:
I am for the rapid extention of American borders. eAmerica needs more resources to increase jobs for our citizens. However, I believe that the American economy needs to be rebuilt before we can make any advancements toward PEACE.

Economy:
I also believe in market manipulation through taxation. The government has the right to guide market as it seems fit. I believe in economic espionage. We must engage in as many nefarious acts as possible to win this war as possible. I feel that the eUSA lacks in this department and would like to see a more organized effort from the government to attack the PEACE homeland.

Social Programs:
I fully support the eUSA welfare programs like Meals on Wheels and the Welcoming Committee. We need to reinforce these programs. I would also like to expand these programs to create more jobs/help for new players. Create more companies like Ft. Harlot Weapons.

Zombies:
I am for zombie research advancement. This new bio weapon could prove to be a turning point in this war. Once we harness the power of these zombies the eUSA will have an unbeatable army that will march steadily across the globe.

Qualifications:
None. I am a puppet. I am a extension of the American Advancement Party and Umbrella Corp. I will bend to their every whim. I promise to enforce the party beliefs and vision.