I shoot zombies with an Automatic Shotgun!
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by Vladislaus Dragula
OMG this is an emergency writing, something I threw together really quick.
THE USWP are Traitors!
The USWP has been dealing with PEACE and is trying to undermine the war.
They are Traitors that lead and army of zombies. You want proof of them being traitors and zombies. Well go here for proof. http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-story-of-treason-uswp-710837/1 And to show they are mostly zombies look at the active citizens in this country most of them are not USWP, but that party is the biggest shouldn’t most active people be in it. NO because they are zombies and traitors and We hang traitors and we shot zombies in the head with shotguns.
Best regards, Vlad the zombie killer
PS: get you're shotguns here
http://www.undeadreport.com/2007/12/aa-12-shotgun-anti-zombie-weapon-of-choice/
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These are lies. They are shooting out a ton of articles saying we are dealing with PEACE, WITHOUT PROOF, and expecting people to read the title and make up their minds.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/william-shafer-s-proof--710848/1
Lol. Awesome
Unfortunately, most are not smart enough to see this for what it is: politics... and they'll just act like sheep and follow the herd. Oh well.
Yes, this is so very full of truth and win and fuzzy goodness!
Victory to the Vlad, king of all media.
yes, you're probably right. and yes, you are probably retarded.
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I think they should take that bribe and give it to the country... or disband giving all party money to country
idk, if thats a compliment or not. lol, i will take it anyway
although im not so sure of the legitimacy of the article voted for the USWP bashing
Great one Vlad. Great to see some patriotic media around here destroying all parties or members of the eUS country have tributed to this treason for what is a waste of their time because I say that all traitors should be treated with the upmost brutal punishment
Vlad, you asked me privately for explanations about me calling you retarded. So, here it goes:
1. I don't know where you learned such colorful references like "shooting zombies in the head" and "hanging traitors" and so on. Well, I might have a clue, but I always prefer to see the best in people.
2. Panic, quick judgement and mob justice is definitely not the best method to serve your country in a time like this. If you have so many shotguns, I suggest using them on a battlefield.
3. If your words were metaphoric and your article a pamphlet, don't mark my words. I'm only teasing 😛
If you read my previous articles you will notice this is the first one that I have ever done anything comical. Most of them are very serious and a little boring if I might add. Check them out though if you want to see a true view of my character.
The article is funny... I like all creatures of the night, actually one of my favourite movies is "A Nightmare before Christmas".
But spamming my inbox is not funny... just sad. If I want to read it, I'll go to news. Now stay away from my inbox... its limited.
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