Go get 'em China! [VICTORY FOR CHINA]

Day 1,048, 18:48 • Published in China USA • by Rick von Ruger

[sorry about the article in english, but i don't know any chinese and I'm sure google translate would do a horrible job]
HAIL CHINA!

Aren't you guys just about ready to see Serbia get kicked out of your county?
Liaoning is awesome, and those Serbs definitely don't deserve it.
I have a funny feeling that this time we won't fail like we have before... This time it's for real!
USA stands ready to help you in any way we possibly can...
Because we just can't wait for china to be King. 🙂

(because Liaoning is a mouthful for us engrish speakers, we likes callin' it Lion King. ;P

Liaoning has been conquered by China!!!
You guys, China, you seriously rock. Thank you for being so awesome and giving us the chance to help you give serbia the boot! NOW ITS PARTY TIME.

(buy these ladies some drinks, they wana party!)

Hail China.
Hail EDEN.
Hail USA.