British Government "Loses Spine" says Doctor

Day 571, 09:36 • Published in United Kingdom Switzerland • by Billy Bob Joe

In an interesting development in the field of medical studies, several members of the British government have contracted simultaneous cases of "Panzy's Disease", or, as the doctors called it, "Cowarditus".



Despite this, those infected have managed to get life support from some generous donors in Poland and Sweden.

"The disease," stated Herbert Cambridge, "causes the decay of several areas of the body, including but not limited to: the spine, the guts, and the balls. In several cases, the stomach is attacked directly as well."



It is with condolences that I hope this sinister disease can be stopped, and the British leaders triumph over their unfortunate condition.