Atlantis proves their worth....by FAILING! ((Updated))
Revshawn
Somewhere out there is a 20 year old man sitting at his computer. He has just gotten home from a busy day, and he's ready to play a game called eRepublic. He's been very happy lately you see. His nation has finally become prosperous. The eUSA has at last decided that they should make use of their military power and invade another country. The people of the eUSA finally decided to stop arguing about silly philosophy and play the damn game.
He looks at an article, and he bursts out laughing. Now this was a good joke. This guy happened to like jokes, and this was the funniest one he had heard in a while. Ponder did he, the ironic nature of this proposal. ATLANTIS was attempting to fine eUSA for the same thing they allowed Romania to do with no problems whatsoever. Not only that, but they were attempting to fine eUSA for attacking one of their enemies. Clearly this had to be a joke.
And then he looked closer. It wasn't a joke.
"Just who the hell do they think they are?" Thought he.
So he grew angry and very offended. He got onto the computer and opened up his Microsoft Word Processor program, and he proceeded to make an article that told everyone just how offended he was. He decided to write this article in phose, and talk of himself in the 3rd person. He thought that by using this method, it would make reading it more enjoyable as it is in a storybook format.
His official response could be summed up in one word.
FAIL
Read the above word carefully ATLANTIS. Never have I seen such ignorant idiots in my entire life. How dare you? You're a bunch of morons. You DARE to ask us to pay you for doing good work for our nation?
You must be crazy.
((PS: Atlantis just blew a 70k wall against Indonesia. They fail even harder.))
((PSS: Update, they actually paid. http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-call-for-change-down-with-atlantis-down-with-congress--752470/1/20))
Comments
Voted FTFW.
You can read more eMerican outrage here:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/atlantis-demands-money-the-muckraker-responds-750891/1/20
win!
Preach it, Rev!
He has made me laugh, voted and subscribed.
Forget Atlantis, we shouldn't pay!
subscribed.
voted
This "eRepublic" game sounds pretty interesting. I'll have to check that out.
3rd person eh?
You choose wisely.
eUSA breached their own contract and then finally realized
Atlantis = FAIL when Atlantis trying to do it's job? lol.
It is ironic how America blame Romania for the lost of Argentina but now America is busy conquering weakened Mexico for "freedom"??
@Alfonzo: Oh look. It's a cute little Indonesian! Lookit him up in here, spreadinz his propagandaz!
People have been mumbling about ATLANTIS being fail for a long while now, the 900 gold fine is the straw on the camel's back. Also, we haven't finished in Mexico yet. How many countries have you 'Liberated' now?
"Read the above word carefully ATLANTIS. Never have I seen such ignorant idiots in my entire life. How dare you? You're a bunch of morons. You DARE to ask us to pay you for doing good work for our nation?"
QFT!!!!
the ship breaking.. the hull breached
LOL
FAIL+ATLANTIS = FAILANTIS
btw, good decission😁
voted!
@ alfonso, go home now 🙂
ATLANTIS is just RUMANIA
make your American Allies
you're entertaining Right-ings have finally won me over Rev.
Subscribed.
Well written! To those who support this article check out the Umbrella Research Party! We're just about to be a top 10 political party!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/umbrella-research-party-2397/1
lmao
I was reading this thinking to myself "yeah this is me but I'm a little older than 20"
you rule.
subbed and voted.
screw this dont pay atlantis but i bet you guys one thing Romania and UK voted for us to pay (uk being 13itches and Romania needed all the money they can get for there war)
US OUT OF FAILANTIS!
Congress-- don't pay a dime!
We should just do our own thing with MPP's. We don't need a thing from "Atlantis".
This man speaks the truth.
voted!
So does Atlantis want us to leave their alliance and become neutral? Im sure Peace would like that
I would have to say hell with paying!
I don't approve of your liberal application of the now-childish "FAIL" meme, but it was a good read. Voted.
Out of ATLANTIS!
What has Atlantis ever done for us?
Dont pay.
Down with atlantis! If our leaders pay this outrage then we need new leaders!
Voted and sub'd. How, in any way whatsoever, can this make sense? The fine I mean, not the article. This article was made with 40 grains of pure, highly refined, AWESOME.
vote/sub, you are a great man
U guys don't need enemies when u have Atlantis as 'friend'
"If our leaders pay this outrage then we need new leaders!"
it's your leaders that broke the rule in the first place, it's all well and good saying that others didn't pay the fine but if you break a rule expect to see consequences
Yes rastari, we may not have fined Romania, but we didn't see them shoving propaganda down out throats every 5 minutes, so we weren't bothered.
The eUS has shoved mouthfuls of propaganda down our throat every 5 minutes. You're more visible, you're attacking a helpless country for no reason, and the UK think it makes you look worse than Indonesia.
DO NOT PAY
Celtic Bank
A helpless country?
They're our enemies! PEACE! Our enemies!
E-N-E-M-I-E-S.
What part of that word do you not understand?
FAIL!
America should consider making a statement by withdrawing from ATLANTIS.
Or... You could just be the bigger person and try to set an example and pay the damn fine.
Why don't you be the bigger person and pay the fine Rofl? I'm sure we all wouldn't mind it if you decided to do it.
I'd rather not be a ATLANTIS bitch myself.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/battles/fight/6111/0
I have been vocal about inconsistencies in PEACE ideology versus what was being said, but ATLANTIS may be even more inconsistent. ATLANTIS says they prevent PEACE imperialism, yet allow Spain, Norway, Romania, etc. do what they want without penalty. Because the eUS is more visible, they decide to levy a penalty for the benefit of other ATLANTIS nations...hypocritical.
PEACE is actually now doing what was intended by their charter in defending eMexico as one of their allies. Will ATLANTIS be there when eIndo is at our shores? It doesn't look like it, when countries WITHIN ATLANTIS have sent tanks to fight AGAINST us. ATLANTIS defends when convenient and only gears up for the big wars which benefit ATLANTIS - defending their enemies rather than their allies. Maybe DF was right in that we need to reconsider other alliances with countries (whether they be PEACE or ATLANTIS) based on actual integrity to their ideals.
Remember that only TWO Atlantis nations voted for this bill. Remember your loyal allies; for example eNorway and eSweden!
I am greek I dont know if eromania did the same and payed the 100g but anyway if countries have alliance then they should take decisions together and also fight togather...since atlandis has war at eromania why usa made another front for atlandis? but anyway...i think that u see that eindonisia and eiran are our big enemies...when u finish emexico eattack indonisia this is simple target...
We should petition the Prez to get us out of Atlantis.
Forget Atlantis, join PEACE!!! They are getting stronger and stronger each day. Especially with Hungary and Indonesia on their lead.
I agree that having to pay 100 gold is utterly ridiculous but, like, did you not read the charter? or do you Americans always think the rules don't apply to you? I think the charter should have allowed for these circumstances however as it obviously didn't why are you suprised they are asking you to pay?
All of this is the context of I don't know what the hell I'm on about but I just though I'd put it out there.
Doesn't something strike you ?
Somehow you decided to get rid of Atlantis ..and now ..how many fights do you have on your hand ?
I agree we should get out of that wicked alliance now!!!
42 minutes ago Fort Knox Federal Reserve donated 100 gold to England
Dear Friends accross the Atlantic Sea,
just as JustJessie said - join us in PEACE
Hungary and Indonesia will warmly welcome you, for sure!
🙂