Farewell to Bulgur Media / Bulgur Medyasina Elveda
Day 3,715, 11:29
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by Walpole
[TURKCE CEVIRI ASAGIDA]
Dear Bulgurs, beloved readers
How are you since our last publication. I was readying a superb troll article, but boom, this NAP agreement has fallen from the sky.
What can we do? Life must go on.
With the recently declared NAP agreement between Bulguria and eTr, hostilities that you inflamed, uncalled aggression you nurtured, an invasion that you conspired, the war you started and the war that we won comes to an end.
Though I cannot congratulate you due to the obvious reason that you were defeated, let me say: happy relaxations to you all who took part in this war, which was unique and unforgettable in many senses.
On the behalf of my countrymen and women, I would like to thank you Bulgurs. Perhaps we did not learn anything specific from you, yet, we learned a lot about ourselves and our friends in the duration of this war. We’ll be eternally grateful to you for that.
Hopefully, it was an educative process for you too. Hopefully, you will deduce lessons out of it. At the end, some say: the fastest way of learning is “try and fail”.
As the title of this article displays, this is a farewell article from me to you Bulgurs. As far as I remember, I have not checked Bulgur media ever before you attacked us in December 2017. Since then, Bulgur media has been the default choice in my front page in the game. Alas, I have to switch it back to Turkish media now.
Though my articles published in Bulgur media, except this one, had multitude of aspects and aims, humor was the main objective in my heart of hearts all the time. Hopefully, I was successful enough to reflect it upon at least some of you.
Till the next time, farewell!
Walpole.
BONUS: Alpars' suggestion! Enjoy!
[TURKCE]
Sevgili Bulgur okuyucular,
Son sayimizdan bu yana nasilsiniz. Super otesi bir troll makale hazirlamaktaydim ki, buuuum, bu NAP antlasmasi gokten kafamiza dustu.
Ne yapalim. Hayat devam ediyor.
eTr ve Bulgur arasinda ilan edilmis bu NAP antlasmasi ile, koruklediginiz dusmanlik, sebepsiz yere beslediginiz saldirganlik, planladiginiz isgal, sizin baslattiginiz bizim de kazandigimiz savas bir nihayete ermis bulunmakta.
Sizleri ortadaki malum nedenden, yani savasi kaybemis olmaniz yuzunden, tebrik edemiyorum. Lakin, pek cok acidan essiz ve unutulmaz olan bu savasta oynadiginiz rolun serefine rahatlamayi sizler de coktan hakettiniz.
Ulkemdeki tum oyuncular adina size tesekkurlerimi sunmak isterim. Belki de spesifik anlamda sizden hicbir sey ogrenmedik. Lakin, bu savas sureci sayesinde kendimiz ve dostlarimiz hakkinda cok sey ogrendik. Bu baglamda sizlere sonsuza kadar minnettariz.
Umit edilir ki, bu surec sizler icin de egitici idi. Yine umit edilir ki, siz de buradan gerekli dersleri cikaracaksiniz. En nihayetinde demezler mi ki “Dene ve yanil” en hizli ogrenme yontemdir.
Makalenin basligindan da anlasilacigi uzere bu benden size bir veda makalesi. Hatirladigim kadariyla, Aralik 2017’de bize saldrimaniz oncesi Bulgur medyasini hic control etme geregi hissetmemistim. Aralik 2017’den bu yana ise, eRepublik ana sayfasinda default olarak Bulgur medyasini takip ediyorum. Ne yazik ki bugunden sonra buna son verip, default sayfami Turk medyasina geri cevirecegim.
Bu makale haric, Bulgur medyasinda bastigim makalerin hepsinde birden fazla amac ve boyut olmasina ragmen, kalbimin derinliklerinde "mizah" her zaman bu makalelerin yazilmasinin en buyuk hedefi oldu. Umarim ki, bu mizah boyutunu en azindan bazilariniza yeterince yansitabilmisimdir.
Bir dahaki sefere kadar, elveda!
Walpole.
BONUS: Alpars kankimin tavsiyesidir. Haydi herkes piste!
Dear Bulgurs, beloved readers
How are you since our last publication. I was readying a superb troll article, but boom, this NAP agreement has fallen from the sky.
🙁
What can we do? Life must go on.
With the recently declared NAP agreement between Bulguria and eTr, hostilities that you inflamed, uncalled aggression you nurtured, an invasion that you conspired, the war you started and the war that we won comes to an end.
Though I cannot congratulate you due to the obvious reason that you were defeated, let me say: happy relaxations to you all who took part in this war, which was unique and unforgettable in many senses.
On the behalf of my countrymen and women, I would like to thank you Bulgurs. Perhaps we did not learn anything specific from you, yet, we learned a lot about ourselves and our friends in the duration of this war. We’ll be eternally grateful to you for that.
Hopefully, it was an educative process for you too. Hopefully, you will deduce lessons out of it. At the end, some say: the fastest way of learning is “try and fail”.
As the title of this article displays, this is a farewell article from me to you Bulgurs. As far as I remember, I have not checked Bulgur media ever before you attacked us in December 2017. Since then, Bulgur media has been the default choice in my front page in the game. Alas, I have to switch it back to Turkish media now.
Though my articles published in Bulgur media, except this one, had multitude of aspects and aims, humor was the main objective in my heart of hearts all the time. Hopefully, I was successful enough to reflect it upon at least some of you.
Till the next time, farewell!
Walpole.
BONUS: Alpars' suggestion! Enjoy!
[TURKCE]
Sevgili Bulgur okuyucular,
Son sayimizdan bu yana nasilsiniz. Super otesi bir troll makale hazirlamaktaydim ki, buuuum, bu NAP antlasmasi gokten kafamiza dustu.
Ne yapalim. Hayat devam ediyor.
eTr ve Bulgur arasinda ilan edilmis bu NAP antlasmasi ile, koruklediginiz dusmanlik, sebepsiz yere beslediginiz saldirganlik, planladiginiz isgal, sizin baslattiginiz bizim de kazandigimiz savas bir nihayete ermis bulunmakta.
Sizleri ortadaki malum nedenden, yani savasi kaybemis olmaniz yuzunden, tebrik edemiyorum. Lakin, pek cok acidan essiz ve unutulmaz olan bu savasta oynadiginiz rolun serefine rahatlamayi sizler de coktan hakettiniz.
Ulkemdeki tum oyuncular adina size tesekkurlerimi sunmak isterim. Belki de spesifik anlamda sizden hicbir sey ogrenmedik. Lakin, bu savas sureci sayesinde kendimiz ve dostlarimiz hakkinda cok sey ogrendik. Bu baglamda sizlere sonsuza kadar minnettariz.
Umit edilir ki, bu surec sizler icin de egitici idi. Yine umit edilir ki, siz de buradan gerekli dersleri cikaracaksiniz. En nihayetinde demezler mi ki “Dene ve yanil” en hizli ogrenme yontemdir.
Makalenin basligindan da anlasilacigi uzere bu benden size bir veda makalesi. Hatirladigim kadariyla, Aralik 2017’de bize saldrimaniz oncesi Bulgur medyasini hic control etme geregi hissetmemistim. Aralik 2017’den bu yana ise, eRepublik ana sayfasinda default olarak Bulgur medyasini takip ediyorum. Ne yazik ki bugunden sonra buna son verip, default sayfami Turk medyasina geri cevirecegim.
Bu makale haric, Bulgur medyasinda bastigim makalerin hepsinde birden fazla amac ve boyut olmasina ragmen, kalbimin derinliklerinde "mizah" her zaman bu makalelerin yazilmasinin en buyuk hedefi oldu. Umarim ki, bu mizah boyutunu en azindan bazilariniza yeterince yansitabilmisimdir.
Bir dahaki sefere kadar, elveda!
Walpole.
BONUS: Alpars kankimin tavsiyesidir. Haydi herkes piste!
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Само едно не разбрах: И ти ли си от Лудогорието, или си някъде от кърджалийско?
Neither.
I just use Google Translate.
https://translate.google.com/
Its translations are far from perfect, yet still intelligible enough.
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I don't need anything, so keep your weaps for someone else.
ot Gayseri xd
Your articles was good o/
o7
Thanks.
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bulgur sal panpaaa 😁
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o7
respect o7
Madem nap yaptınız, toplanan paramızı geriye verin, millet aç aç !!! 🙂
Ahi fitnesi detected. Hacoguzun ruhu, cik merga'dan, kish kish!
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Hadi eyv.
Dear Chur-keys,
We are not happy about the development of the events either, as we truly enjoy taking on multiple countries and big spenders on at once and giving them plenty of hard time while at it, along with holes in the pockets. Or at least I do. I can only imagine the war expenses on yours and your allies' side, and am very happy these money weren't used for something much more impractical, such as solving world hunger or something unimportant of the sort.
Obviously I cannot congratulate you on a victory, as I would be compelled to congratulate members of many many many other states, including our own, who greatly contributed to this delusion of grandeur your people are displaying lately. And will also have to congratulate quite some people more than once, as the portrayal of their presence took many different names for the same person. "The attack of the clones" came out in 2002, so we clearly cannot praise more-than-a-decade-old theatrics.
I am sincerely glad about the things you learned. Figuring out that money wins battles requires a deductive prowess comparable to the great SheerLuck Homes™. I know it wasn't easy for you guys to get there, but you did it, against all odds. And we should always applaud the sparks of cognitive abilities displayed by people, knowing full well that, at least, they are trying.
I understand your sponsors are diverging the flow of their not-so-unlimited funds towards other campaigns, hence the whole NAP thing, but am sure they will be back with even more authentic and strictly legal multiaccounts to fight on your side once again.
Sincerely yours,
Some guy(heck, I am not even important lol)
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обичам те
Dear Sirius, the optimist.
Overall, you spent significantly more for COs than we did. You did so, though you were inflicting 200 billions more dmg than us on weekly basis. And, on top, you did not win any of those battles in which you sunk millions. And, an additional bonus to all, thanks to your embargo on yourselves, you lost something like 40-45 million cc. I would not worry about the dent you caused in our finances, if I were you, especially while you are lingering at bottom of a financial black hole.
Thanks for your congratulations to us, we deserved it as you were a worthy enemy. In the duration of ast 1.5 months I heard too many hypotheses about our victories, e.g stingers, EBs, big bombs, Colin, lilyana, etc. Though I am not very well versed about the game dynamics, even I can see the main reason of our success was our ability to play as a team, while at least three political ensembles in your country were doing their best to undermine each other in every possible circumstance. You know of who they are.
I believe I am not at a liberty to divulge the nature of things that we learned form this war. Similarly, I will not divulge the nature of the lessons you ought learn from this process. It is up to you, I have no intention to intervene, But from your overly self-confident tone, I might bet that you are far from learning the lessons.
If you were so concerned about where our resources will flow after NAP, neither you would not knock our door persistently to talk about NAP prospects, nor you would not sign it. Your allies sold you out. In return, you are selling them out. That simple. And, imho, there is nothing wrong about what you did, because, chronologically speaking, your allies betrayed you first.
Best,
Walpol.
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gulu gulu gulu
şimdi bu nap tan bizim karımız nedir?
Bulgur'u ezim ezim ezdigimizi tum dunyaya ispat etmis olmanin raadligi kanki.
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I did not know you Bulgurs play with sheep/goat/camel when you lack reading material in your press.
Damn, you are weird. 😛
İstek üzerine "ve"
Waarom gebeurt was alles? Wie heeft gewonnen nu ? Niemand !
o7
Nice article :>
Respect o7
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GUR GUR GUR
Troll ile bulgur hasadı yapmak bir soraki emre kadar yasaklanmıştır.
Ahahahaha.
bulgur saplama tarifi 🙂
efee
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Истинските тролове пишат стати с по два реда и само с картинки и идея си нямам кво си написал, понеже не чета стати с поиче от два реда.
ака ми. се
Косътилиси
We trully lost the war, because of your never-ending money. Your CO was higher than ours, every single round. There was an article with calculations for the battle of Izmir. Whatever, we will raise soon, don't worry for Bulgaria. Cya i hope we meet in battle someday!
Hail Bulgaria!
I don't know the total CO spending figures since Servia and Fyrom entered the war.
Yet, we spent significantly less than you and your allies cumulatively did during the first month the war.
Respect to Turkey and Albania! Trolls are trolls, but the truth we all know is that you and your allies beated us badly.
Appreciations to our allies Macedonia and Serbia, especially Macedonia!
Farewell!
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