The Monkey Dance

Day 3,610, 02:44 • Published in Bulgaria Bulgaria • by MasonGreenwood
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For months a few great eCountries have been wiped off. Every spark of resistance by their side has been extinguished by the oppressors. The rest of the world had accustomed itself to the new political climate. And then the climate change proved itself to be no hoax.




“The only way to support a revolution is to make your own.”
-Abbie Hoffman









Detested by many and saluted by just as many, Colin Lantrip 3 is someone who the eHistory will always remember. And no matter what your opinion of him is, he deserves to be accredited for what he has done and continues to do.

His efforts in fighting Asteria and Pacifica resulted in liberation for many eCountries. South America's chains of yoke have been casted off and the oppressors in the shapes of Romania and Serbia - repelled.

Turkey has also restored her independence, by getting rid of the Finnish and Russian occupators. Not to mention, they also managed to avenge themselves by conquering some regions of the said enemies during the "League of Allies" tournament. Of course, this couldn't happen without Colin's financial aid.

Many other countries also benefited by Colin's generousity on the battlefield.

The winds of rebellion are now blowing over the Balkans. The Greek have been trying to liberate themselves for a couple months. It seems, their efforts are finally getting closer to fulfilling their sole purpose - A Free Greece!




“What purpose do all these medals and ranks
serve if there are never any real wars?
Are you really so impressed with yourself
and a bunch of shit on your profile page that
nobody ever looks at? Does it make you feel like a man?”
-Colin Lantrip 3



Every current event in the eWorld’s scene revokes around him.
For the last 30 days he has spent more than 100 000 000cc on fighting the status quo.



And he ended up not simply breaking it.
He destroyed it, he burned it to the ground, spat on it, put it in a blender, and spat on it again.


Now that the world is facing rapid change, nobody knows what the future holds. But one thing is for sure – the eWorld has came out of its shell. Finally countries will again fight each other and fulfill the game’s sole purpose – to compete and have fun.







The same game that Plato repeatedly tried to bring back to balance and failed miserably. All it took was one man and resources. And like I already said – you don’t need to like him to accredit his contribution to making the game interesting again.