[ET] Smuggling, refugees & bacteria | Schmuggel, Flüchtlinge und Bakterien [EN|DE]
Edelmann
The German population is trying its best to cope with the enormous masses of Canadian refugees entering German soil lately. Foods and water are being handed out as well as blankets to ensure that not a single maplesyrupian has to struggle for survival, given the recent plans of their government to further increase taxation. Dictator DMV3, unsatisfied with the exchequer being sucked dry by his obscene spending, even did fancy numbers stuff in his press release concerning the issue, so you can bet things are serious.
Germans standing up for Canadians having to live under degrading conditions in their homeland
According to media, the infamous Italian mafia managed to smuggle approximately 94 tons of Colombian (not Columbian) coke by plane to central France, Auvergne. A possible reason is the advance of Chilean competition in the area. A gang war might take place eventually, so take care when you’re in the region.
Poland, our eastern neighbour, seemingly became a bit jealous of Belgium because of their position as our western neighbour and thus decided to enjoy the great service at Brussel’s airport: Polish Airlines Flight 162209, Warsaw to Brussels, is currently boarding.
The Ministry of Health would like to warn young Germans and their
Die deutsche Bevölkerung bemüht sich, der anströmenden Massen kanadischer Flüchtlinge Herr zu werden. Nahrungsmittel und Wasser sowie Decken und weitere Hilfsgüter werden verteilt, um sicherzustellen, dass nicht ein Ahornsirupianer den drohenden Überlebenskampf verliert. Die jüngsten Pläne der kanadischen Regierung sehen eine weitere Erhöhung der Steuern vor: Diktator DMV3, sichtlich unzufrieden mit den leeren Staatskassen, die er durch sein exzessives Luxusleben zu verantworten hat, hat in seiner Pressemitteilung sogar ein bisschen hin- und hergerechnet - die Lage scheint ernst zu sein.
Deutsche heißen kanadische Wirtschaftsflüchtlinge willkommen
Medienberichten zufolge gelang es der berüchtigten italienischen Mafia, geschätzte 94 Tonnen kolumbianischen Kokains via Flugzeug nach Zentralfrankreich in die Auvergne zu schmuggeln. Ein möglicher Grund, so wird spekuliert, sei der Vormarsch chilenischer Konkurrenz auf dem französischen Absatzmarkt. Die Lage ist angespannt, ein Bandenkrieg liegt in der Luft - Urlaubern in der Region wird geraten, sich unauffällig zu verhalten.
Nach Ewigkeiten des Ostnachbarseiens ist Polen die Hutschnur geplatzt: Neid auf Belgien, die Aussicht, ebenso unser westlicher Nachbar sein zu können sowie der bekanntermaßen exzellente Service am Brüsseler Flughafen sorgen nun für einen polnischen Urlaub im Westen. Polish Airlines Flug 162209, Kriegssäge nach Brüssel, wird soeben betankt.
Das Gesundheitsministerium möchte junge Deutsche sowie deren
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dem poor canucks 🙁
du hast vergessen dass massenhaft gefährliches argentinisches rindfleisch nach england geschmuggelt wurde .__.
German people so kind, I wonder why Greece hates them so much??
so that they do not have to hate themseves for voting thieves and liars? Besides i think the germans should pay their "Reparationen"
"voting thieves and liars" Sure Greeks did that 5 years befor, but starting to learn. Thats more you can say about us with Liars and Thieves from CDU still on charge 😛
Oh i forgot to mention "Verräterpartei" SPD :
MR. Saspb bedankt sich artig für die erwähnung... 🙂
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Germany once again shows its kindness and tolerance to Canadian immigrants (even though most of them are illegal). Still, we'll continue our efforts to help those in need.
Vote! o7
IN the latest turn of events: Canadian government on the brink of collapse. More refugees incoming?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-presidential-address-constitutional-crisis-or-congressional-treason-2537373/1/20
These are fancy words for a nation getting pummeled by a nation with less damage.
>not understanding the game
I understand the game perfectly. Which is why we’re winning and you're losing.
Well, then congratulations on being on the winning side that has like 2/3 of the damage and spending cash I guess. You understood the game. o/
You're just mad because nobody wants to play with you and you're sitting all alone in your sandbox desperately latching onto that pink plastic shovel and spitting on everyone who comes near you. While big crocodile tears run down your cheeks you ask yourself where it all went wrong because deep inside you know you just wanna be loved and all that treacherous dictatorial power leaves you empty inside :3
Then again if you replace the plastic shovel with a pink unicorn that shits rainbows it could just as well be ilphen.
This made me laugh so hard. Also I'm a democratically elected CP. Canada doesn't have a dictatorship. We have freedom.
I'm glad my comment served its purpose. But the fact you were elected doesn't mean you're not an evil tyrannical despot with dictatorial power.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-2537373/1/20
QEd, self-proclaimed fascist ruler dissolves congress
we've been there before 😛
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Good to read what the German govt thinks of us.
Exactly, this is a) a government newspaper and b) completely serious. o/
Minister of Education, "part of the MoD/FA team of eGermany ever since."
Do you think that if the CP were to be writing on the shouts that Germany was to attack the UK as soon as there's a common border, foolowed by a JK, that wouldn't create some kind of innecesary problems?
And I'll finish with this: "There's a grain of truth in every joke"
Yeah, I'd get your point if this was published in an official paper, but it's not. This is my personal ramblings. This is a game after all and I'm just trying to show the current events in an entertaining way. And no, it wouldn't. Nobody would take it serious. It's what people do with this article here, too.
And what's the grain of truth in this one, I can't seem to find it? I hate Chile? I think the Chileans all.. sell drugs and engage in gang wars?
holy fuck learn to take a joke, that's just pathetic
Yeah, since everyone else commenting on this article took it simply as a joke.
Who did not?
What joke? Everything in this article is cold, hard facts. It is known.
🙂
o/
mentioned in:
International Press Review Vol 17
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2537536/1/20 (EN/ES)
please v+s and shout