[PotUS] Trekker's Address, Day 2699
Trekker Tlumac
So… Five days in…
Firstly I want to thank all the people who have embraced me as President/Dictator. I have had many warm welcomes and congratulations from people from all over the eWorld as well from all parts of the eUSA.
These kinds words have been appreciated.
For those of you who have never been Country President, I want to share my experience of the first few days.
First and foremost I have become popular. In the last few days I have received more friend requests and messages than I ever have. Sure this is to be expected. Expectation and reality are rarely ever equal.
I have gotten close to 100 friend requests and have sent out about that many myself.
And my inbox is full. We are talking 60 messages, many of them with several replies back and forth. I have spent more time typing in the last few days than I did on my last research paper.
Of these messages, I have received three types.
By a large margin the most messages I get are Foreign Affairs related. You know, the welcome to the club, we are happy to work with you, may our nations prosper type of messages. With some negotiations on stuff I am not at liberty to share.
The second type of message I now get are the “Favor” messages. The “hey now that you are powerful, do me a favor”. Most of these messages are not as nefarious as that sounds. Usually it is something minor and generally not really a favor to be done as to explain something that the asker does not understand.
The third type of message I guess are citizen requests. These, at least, should be familiar to anyone who has ever been to congress. I get a lot of these. I do the same thing I did as a congressmen; I refer them to IES and include the links they will need.
It is in this last group of messages in which I have found my funniest moment in the last few days. Someone attempted to bribe me for citizenship. I recieved a message asking to be approved. Along with the message was a single moving ticket. I cannot be bought, but even I had to laugh over the idea of a single moving ticket being enough for anyone to buy CS.
I referred them to IES and sent two moving tickets back.
Well that is all for now. I will update you further in coming days.
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Tyrannosaurus Dictator,
-Trekker Spanksalot Tlumac
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PotUS Trekker Speaks Day 2699
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2515377/1/20
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I think ViKy has a thing for PoTUS 😛 jk I'll keep my mind shut Lolz
O.O But she is a eMarried mother of 83!
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Great idea great summation
Thanks Nick. I am certainly trying. 🙂
but it sounds cool to me, i guess with it you can travel to any part of the new world you wish xD
Well yeah. But I do a lot of fighting, so I have no shortage of the moving tickets. And I feel it would be in bad taste to keep it. lol
Rock on! o/
Rock on you crazy crazy man. 😉
Note😛 next time sent 2 moving tickets hi is not single lol
Bahahaha. Well played
Voted.
Also, I'd like to request that the next article of this nature be named Presidential Lizard Funtime, Day xxxx.
It just seems fitting.
So you are requesting advance warning when I am writing an non-serious article? 😛
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Thanks for sharing a side of being CP that people might not expect. It's not only about being a pretty face. 😉
haha nice article Trekker 😁
A lighthearted yet informational and entertaining POTUS article. 🙂 Voted
good luck TT!
with our friend gone, you may need it
Nice work as always trekker
I would have sent you a second-type message but assumed you're too busy. 🙁
Thanks Trekker!
Friend Request sent.
Thanks for all the hard work you do as Country President.
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The irony being you would almost certainly would have never gotten citizenship without us.
So not caring to remember who helped you = dishonorable
Shouted Bud
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