Peruvian failed AS - LOL

Day 2,678, 11:32 • Published in Australia United Kingdom • by Rusty D


Hello my fellow Australians and our friends from across the globe,

Many of you are now just awaking from your slumber and smelling the smoke wafting over the hills. You might be wondering why there is a dead body on the ground near you, and why there is a 'dictator' bleeding from the bum and running away crying... well let me tell you why.

My apologise to Jack Trout, I know you have released your Sunday Funnies, but this is even funnier..

Last night Spain, sorry I mean a Peruvian dictator in charge of Spain, launched a planned AS on Australia. This AS was not planned with Australia, but with our so called friends Peru. They had planned to divide up Australia between themselves (as mentioned in my previous article). But alas they failed.

The Peruvian/Spanish dictator was Hitman79 who was working co-hoots with some of the Peruvian government officials. They had decided to launch this attack on Australia for their own gains. But something went wrong....

They did not count on the passion of Australian citizens, the MU's who are both friendly to Australia and hate seeing these back-stabbing lies go unpunished, and let us not forget the many allied countries and citizens around this eWorld. They might not have MPP's with Australia, but they will always stand by a friend.



At the beginning of the AS a private MU put up money for CO's to defend Australia. The People's Militia of Australia , used this money to draw in fellow freedom fighters from across the globe to assist in halting the invasion of Australia by a Peruvian controlled Spain. After many fighters from across the world joined, the shout boxes lit up, PM's went across the internet calling for assistance in stopping this cashed up Spanish/Peruvian MU (at some stages they were setting 400cc/mil in Div 2).

Then in came...



Black Spectra and ANZAC BG who helped a great deal, by bringing in their fighters from across the globe and also by putting up even more CO's.

With this co-ordinated effort, this team work across different citizens, countries and MU's, Australian managed to kick out the Peruvian AS and also show the world something. Yes our dictator XenthuS came to Australia in a military coup, but he stood by our side and fought, he put his money in for Australia. So world, please wake up and see that hostile take overs are a thing of the past, Peru tried it here in Australia and failed, others be warned, your time will come, one day Spain will be freed, Switzerland and the others will be freed.

Now I owe everyone who fought for Australia a big 'THANK YOU' we are in your debt. The people, the MU's and the countries who laid down damage for Australia, you will not be forgotten and our debit will be repaid one day.

And please have a heart for Hitman79, he is now broke and in the process of increasing the Spanish taxes to help pay for his failure....

Oh and before I forget Peru you still owe us rent....

Rusty D
Loyal citizen of eAust.
Party President Australian Communist Party
Commander in Chief The Peoples Militia of Australia

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These people MU's helped, sorry for not being in the main article:
MU: Cordis Die and their leader Rylde