[RED ALERT] Tangoes (Enemies) Inbound! ETA ~19:00 Day 2073
ahava3233
THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IS NOT ROLE PLAY--IT IS AN IMAGINATIVE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING AN ACTUAL INCOMING AIRSTRIKE IN-GAME, PREPARE TO DEFEND JAPAN.
This is ahava3233 reporting to you live from Radar Station 12 in Sapporo, Hokkaido...I have just heard from a fellow soldier, Aryzn (off the feed), that Portuguese battlecruisers have been detected entering orbit above our airspace. Scouts report that they are preparing for combat. Given we have not been made aware of this beforehand, we need to assume this is not a drill for their forces. Their intentions so far seem clearly hostile!
One of the many Portuguese Space Cruisers we've found approaching geosynchronous orbit above Japan. Given their trajectory and space flight capability we estimate that their ships will reach geosynchronous orbit (which they need to reach before they can deploy dropships) within 22 hours of the time this article is published (19:00 on Day 2,073).
We need to take them out before they can establish a foothold in our great nation! Rest from combat, keep your weapons loaded, your nukes primed, and a rocket stocked before tomorrow (manufacture it today (Day 2,072) if at all possible), because it looks like this is gonna get ugly. Stand by for orders from the MoD and your commander and be sure to log into IRC (#nippon) to coordinate our defense. They outnumber us 3-to-1 and have the support of many more nations than we do; we need to fight as one to keep them out of Japan!
UPDATE: Spies have final confirmation that the Portuguese are going to strike, all soldiers need to prepare for the Air Defensive. Marine Divisions from the People's Liberation Army have also been spotted amassing in Jiangsu along with the Chinese Naval fleet. This is due to cooperation with the Chinese in a staged Training War, which we also may use for strategic purposes during the upcoming conflict. All forces need to concentrate solely on stopping the Portuguese invasion.
That is all...tune in for future articles and updates, and feel free to vote, subscribe, or comment; or not if you like, I really don't care. Do tell me if there are any content or major grammar errors in my article tho via PM.
Japan, let's do this!
~ahava3233
Comments
日本帝国のために!
Last time we were unite when we were occupied. This time we wont be occupied. It's a time to unite eJapan!
Now this is serious war we have 🙂
同胞よ、立ち上がれ!また敵軍が近づいてくるんだから。
しかし、今度こそ必ず撃退しなければならない。
さぁ、熱くなれよ!愛する日本のために!
😮 it's Lightning! < 3
They can send all the space cruiser they want, we'll be here to ready to defend eJapan from the agressors!
Here we go ❤ Japan #1
Let them come!
Ha sido ETA.
from Portugal with LOVE!
it's nothing personal, we just want action
You just want to please your overlord, Servia, by beating on a country 3x as small as you~ Pathetic minions.
I think Kazami is scared?! Oi brave solder of eJapan 🙂 Just defend eJapan, dnt cry like a baby 🙂
lets c action than 🙂
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Wiskey, Tagno, Foxtrot ?
Tango 😃
Let's tangoe!!!! 😛
Lol...Tangoes is a plural form of Tango, which is NATO Alphabet for T, which stands for Target in Military Jargon.
So isn't it, "Let's Tango?"
Oh God... the whole idea was that you would tango with the Tangoes! LOL
Hey, you said it first--not that I wouldn't mind the thrill of Tangoing with you Portuguese.
Ready. with weapons.
Prepare for combat, men!
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With great mustache comes great responsibility!
ctg is ready to defend japan o7
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On a totally unrelated note, where did you find that gif? Lightning doesn't look anything like that in the actual cinematic during FFXIII, so I'm very confused...
Oh she does, the color was just put through a filter I bet. See here for the cutscene footage (albeit the video is an IGN parody via redubbing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MmG41Tllxo
Anyway, I believe I got the gif through tumblr.
Yeah, I'd already checked the video again before, just to be sure. I was referring to the more to the quality during that scene, it obviously was run through a color filter. The biggest part that stood out to me the most was lightning's hair.
Here, to compare:
http://imageshack.us/a/img341/3416/gnbw.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img703/5420/j2ng.jpg
I don't know if you could photoshop it like that or what. I was thinking that it would take a higher quality source to get that definition in her hair at least.
Nope, it's kinda crazy what filters can do--instagram isn't popular for nothing after all. (PS: I don't use instagram, thank goodness!)
Defenderé Japón como si fuera mi patria! 😃
you would think they would cancel the training war in account of the invasion, but hell no, now we have the Portuguese and the Chinese to deal with.