Kosovo is Swedish.

Day 1,422, 10:12 • Published in Sweden Sweden • by Misho

For all people not affected by the human virus and mental disease known as Dionism, eSweden is a great country. It has come to my knowledge that a vote will be held in the New World where it shall be voted whether eKosovo shall be a sovereign country or be part of eSerbia. As the chief of eSweden I feel obliged to raise the question to why such a vote be taken place when the obvious solution would be to add all eCountries where they really belong: in eSweden.


An illustration from 1689 in Olof Rudbeck's book Atlantica where he shows himself surrounded by Hesiod, Plato, later known as 'the wigs' or Admin, Aristotle, Apollodorus, Tacitus, Odysseus, Ptolemy, Plutarch and Orpheus.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olaus_Rudbeck

Olaus Rudbeck (also known as Olof Rudbeck the Elder, to distinguish him from his son, and occasionally with the surname Latinized as Olaus Rudbeckius) (September 13, 1630 Västerås – December 12, 1702) was a Swedish scientist and writer, professor of medicine at Uppsala University and for several periods rector magnificus of the same university. He was the son of Bishop Johannes Rudbeckius, who was personal chaplain to King Gustavus Adolphus, and the father of botanist Olof Rudbeck the Younger. Rudbeck is primarily known for his contributions in two fields: human anatomy and linguistics, but he was also accomplished in many other fields including music and botany. (He established the first botanical garden in Sweden at Uppsala, called Rudbeck's Garden, but which was renamed a hundred years later for his son's student, the botanist Carolus Linnaeus.) More known as Carl von Linné.



Between 1679-1702, Rudbeck dedicated himself to contributions in historical-linguistics patriotism, writing a 3,000-page treatise in four volumes called Atlantica (Atland eller Manheim in Swedish) where he purported to prove that Sweden was Atlantis, the cradle of civilization, and Swedish the original language of Adam from which Latin and Hebrew had evolved
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olaus_Rudbeck

As you all can see, its an obvious and undisputed fact that Sweden is the cradle of civilization. The state of Sweden has already won a legal dispute against Sid Meyer who has promised to name the next version of his successful game to 'Sweden the civilization' and the player who chose to play as Sweden wins.

As elected chief of eSweden its my duty to demand to the wigs that all countries shall be added to eSweden, that Swedish shall be used as official language on the site and that all communications with the wigs shall be in proper Swedish. Further more that all resources shall be added to eSweden and that no fighter who isn't a eSwede should ever be called a God of War.
As a natural result of this the wigs should also declare that eSweden has won everything.

Yours in war
Misho