SPAINIARD PAPER UNCOVERS DETAILS OF "SECRET CLUB"

Day 12, 00:00 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by AgentChieftain

ZA WARUDO's investigation turns up "juicy details" on said Spaniard's own juicy details.|||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan- A recent article from the Spanish leftist newspaper Libertad believes they have uncovered the mystery of the Secret Club that is funding the activities in Pakistan. They have linked to a website called www.4chan.org and claim that most of the members of Pakistan come from the /v/ image board.

Apparently, /v/ stands for video games and is completely populated with World of Warcraft forum nerds who got banned. They are also underaged faggots who sleep in their mothers basements, according to Libertad owner Joseangel.

Our analysis department has disproved this statement, they discovered that all Pakistanis come from Pakistan and found out about erepublic on Ebaum's world. The direct correlation is that eBaum's world starts with an 'e' and so does erepublik. The correlation coefficient was 8.8 after analysis, thus proving the flawless nature of the analysis.

President Dio Brando has yet to release a statement.

No link will be posted to the article as it is a piece of Spanish filth. However, the article is republished here for your convience:

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There had to be a logical explanation for such a quick rise, the coordination and complicity pointed at external mechanisms. And finally, here is the explanation: Pakistan's leader and people come from an online community, their "Secret Club", named 4chan: www.4chan.org

And more specifically, their videogames section, /v/ in their aphabetical index.

You can read all about them in Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan
"4chan is an English language imageboard based on the Japanese imageboard Futaba Channel. This imageboard is based primarily around the posting of pictures (generally related to anime, manga, and popular culture) and their discussion."

They have created an irc channel to coordinate their participation in Erepublik, room #/v/akistan on the irc.rizon.net server.

This closes the series of scoops "Pakistan rising".

Don't miss the previous scoops:
SCOOP: Something smells rotten in PAKISTAN.
SCOOP: PAKISTAN's plan for world domination.

And the article:
Say No to PAKISTAN, while you have a voice.

Joseangel

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