**The OG: Iran Diplomat Falls Into Well**[PicAdded]
Day 665, 14:01
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Published in Canada 
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by Banach
Breaking News
The Ottawa Guardian has recently learned that the Ambassador to Canada from Iran has mysteriously fallen into a deep, dark hole of a well.
Reports state that said diplomat was uttering such nonsense as "we are going to win against Canada in a war" followed by "همهٔ افراد بشر آزاد به دنیا می‌آیند و از دید حیثیت و حقوق با هم برابرند، همه دارای اندیشه و وجدان هستند و باید در " which Canadian officials sadly could not understand.
We at Ottawa Guardian are terribly sorry for Iran's loss and question if this fate is shared by every other soldier and politician of Iran that signed the Declaration of War upon Canada.
Rest in Peace!
Banach
Editor-in-Chief of Ottawa Guardian
The Ottawa Guardian has recently learned that the Ambassador to Canada from Iran has mysteriously fallen into a deep, dark hole of a well.
Reports state that said diplomat was uttering such nonsense as "we are going to win against Canada in a war" followed by "همهٔ افراد بشر آزاد به دنیا می‌آیند و از دید حیثیت و حقوق با هم برابرند، همه دارای اندیشه و وجدان هستند و باید در " which Canadian officials sadly could not understand.
We at Ottawa Guardian are terribly sorry for Iran's loss and question if this fate is shared by every other soldier and politician of Iran that signed the Declaration of War upon Canada.
Rest in Peace!
Banach
Editor-in-Chief of Ottawa Guardian
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LOL voted
THIS IS CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SIHDIR!
Well said BD.
THIS IS HILARIOOOOOOUS!
Voted Hard!
LOL
Why was my image removed?
THIS IS TRENTON!!
Now that is a real shame.
That well water is ruined now.
lol
I translated the text you put in your article and here is what it says from google translate: همهٔ افراد بشر آزاد به دنیا می‌آیند و از" دید حیثیت و حقوق با هم برابرند، همه دارای اندیشه و وجدان هستند و باید :"در
"All human beings free to come and see the world the dignity and equal rights with all the thought and conscience are a must"
Its called Persian on google translate
He slipped
*wistle and walkaway*
Hey why are you looking at me?
Can't see the picture, but 300 was on TNT a few days ago 😉
Picture was deleted by admin due to multiple reports from Iranians.
I think they just have no life and when not exercising perverse sexual fantasies about my avatar, love reporting images that show Persians getting owned.
people shows their real characters in such situations 😉
If you read Iran newspapers, you'll know that they dont publish such things about you
and about that Persian sentence, i'm quite sure that you've found it in wikipedia 😁
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian_lan[..]ples" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian_lan[..]ples
Fa :
همهٔ افراد بشر آزاد به دنیا می‌آیند و از دید حیثیت و حقوق با هم برابرند، همه دارای اندیشه و وجدان هستند و باید در برابر یکدیگر با روح برادری رفتار کنند.
En :
All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.
read it again, just for your knowledge, Because it seems that you couldnt understand it 😉
Good Luck !
see you in War 😉
by the way, sorry for my poor english 😉)
GO AWAY PERSIAN PLZ, I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE. I MEAN THAT BY AWAY FROM OUR PRECIOUS DIAMONDS.
Voted!
A Mede ... yeeeees, Cyrus/Kurush, Shah of the Little Men from Fars conquered the Empire of the Magi (Medes), your people. And now you, SLAVE, dare to come ROB us of our FREEDOM?!?
Yes, COME to eCanada to see how FREE MEN AND WOMEN FIGHT for their homes and their lands. And LEARN that they FIGHT for LOVE of their lives and their freedom, rather than to LICK the BOOTS of those who ride them. Favoured PETS do NOT make soldiers, SLAVE!
Yes, COME to eCanada, where this red-blooded Greco-Canadian remembers what Alexander did to MASTER OF SLAVES Darius III and his SLAVE ARMY 2,300 years ago.
I have SPOKEN!
MZ
همهٔ افراد بشر آزاد به دنیا می‌آیند و از دید حیثیت و حقوق با هم
برابرند، همه دارای اندیشه و وجدان هستند و باید در
All human beings free to come and see the world the dignity and rights With equal, all have thought and conscience, and they should be.
*Better translation 😛*
Brilliant and voted.
Check out how we can turn this tragedy into a strategy in TLMKs latest issue.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/perilous-pits-ecanada-s-new-defense-strategy--940746/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/peri[..]/1/20
Did this well the diplomat fell into happen to be in Sparta, Ontario?
PLZ!! this is only Game ! this isn't real!! only enjoy!!
Canadians and Iranians are civilized human
Article 1 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights 😃
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A Mede
all your tranlations are true im persion and i know persion😐 sry to said that but what i read in article was Bshit.
THIS IS SCRUMPTIOUS!
iran will defenetly win !!!
lol my little canadian brothers.
and fuck 300 producer !!!
پنیر خوش طعم است.
One day we're going to have to cover that massive hole in the ground...
But not today!
To battle!
this article Equal To Shit!I Love U Banch!Becuz of this Lies!u Such a Good Lier!and a good thief!thief of mentality!Like That Fuc*ing Movie!300 and Ur article = Shit!
Mighty Zontar
A Mede ... yeeeees, Cyrus/Kurush, Shah of the Little Men from Fars conquered the Empire of the Magi (Medes), your people. And now you, SLAVE, dare to come ROB us of our FREEDOM?!?
Yes, COME to eCanada to see how FREE MEN AND WOMEN FIGHT for their homes and their lands. And LEARN that they FIGHT for LOVE of their lives and their freedom, rather than to LICK the BOOTS of those who ride them. Favoured PETS do NOT make soldiers, SLAVE!
Yes, COME to eCanada, where this red-blooded Greco-Canadian remembers what Alexander did to MASTER OF SLAVES Darius III and his SLAVE ARMY 2,300 years ago.
I have SPOKEN!
MZ
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_cylinder" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_cylin[..]nder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_the_Great" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_the_G[..]reat
Iranian love all people around the world!
Oooooooohh bugger, here we go again.
Suns Of Beaches Of Canada:
It is not ended.
We'll Show You
this is a film that u made
the iranian is not this
i'm sorry for u
i love mid the sparta
🙂)
Fuck Off Bab!