[Greetings from Hell] - Hades is waiting for you ePoland
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by The German Eagle
Hello my new fellow countrymen,
as a new citizen of The Great Epoland (in short: TGE) I am concerned...
My new home is dying...
Nearly 30.000 ePolish citizens are on the way to Hades, they are dying.
12.000 have less then 10 Wellness! They will die in the next few days!
Another 16.000 ePolish citizens have between 10 and 40 Wellness!
Most of them will die soon! Not because of starvation - because of deadly boredom...
The Great Epoland is dying and your/our government doesn`t care about it!?
ePoland needs more space, at best in warm regions like eSpain, where the climate is healthier...
Remember eSpain? The eCountry who fought against you in ePeru? No?
Ask Sadix, my new neighbour in Silesia... 😉
No, serious: Lets celebrate the last days of Great ePoland!
Be sure, eGermany is with you...
Regards from eHell and my deepest condolences,
TGE
PS. In ceterum censeo ePoloniam esse delendam! 😉
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eGermany is already dead so i understand why are you worry about your new home.
Ouch. 🙂
"Unter der Weltherrschaft Bush II. wurde der Bevölkerung ein Erholungsurlaub im warmen Irak zuteil." (http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Polen#Geschichte) - Was Polen kann, kann ePolen schon lange!😁
What you're saying is nothing new.
Better check out number of fighters with polish citizenship in Saarland 🙂.
HEll yeah!! 😃
Nice stats TGE o/
+1 sledzik
You should have bought a WB instead.
28k players dead? No problem, it's still 30k players left. And 1000k new everyday.
yyy hungary 15k players 4k active make stats and public it ;f
germany 0 players and uhm 0 active :F
poland cannot into space
E v v v v v i i i i l l l l 🙂
eGERMANY 🙁( where are u on map 🙁??? please stop.. i can't laught more 🙁(( !!
Hihi - If I were you, I would be worried about those who are playing.
16.000 ePolish citizens have between 10 and 40 Wellness! --- Our Babies 🙂
ehe , better check how many users have voted in last president election
That joke was so nice, that I even voted 😃.
They are not dead or dying, they fell into eternal sleep. The legend is that when ePoland happens to be in great danger they will raise and join our army as immortal ghosts to help defeat the enemy in an immense battle that will change the history of ehumankind... So, do not worry about ePoland and good luck with living here, watch your BMW and wife 😉
dont worry, long live Bundesrepublik Polen
"And 1000k new everyday."
LOL, 1 000 000 citizens per day,nice one 😃
ur eCountry already died... so... see u in hell
"PS. In ceterum censeo ePoloniam esse delendam! 😉"
but remember , we are Rome and you are Carthage ;p
TGE - The Great Epoland
TGE - The German Eagle
Coincidence? 😉
Nice try my dear German friend 🙂
And 1000k new everyday.
lololololol
trufact
Hell.... we've been there 🙂 It's quite nice at this time of year
Where can I see the rules to play PolandBall?
GERMAN PROPAGANDA!! HAIL TGE! 😃
Go to hell, wurstman.
Pffff... But every three days we are gaining about 3k new players, which is the number of your all citizens. So go to Russia, learn how to drink vodka and stop "shitting" our already spammed press.
Second country in erepublik(Serbia) have 5k active player. Poland have 10k active player so Poland is super power 😉
Ps. Nice propaganda
Nice propaganda. I even smiled. 😉
You forgot about one, very important thing. 30k of dying players leave 20k of active players. Beat that, bro.
Furthermore, nobody expected that all of the BB will stay in game. 😉
Other countries have more % dead citizens
LULZ. EPIC BABYDEATH IS EPIC. Don't Believe you can do better than eFrance 🙂..
CHEAP PHOENIX PROPAGANDA
@Kristijan Nikolic
Yes in RL we are friends, even if our goverment dont show it very much
spam omfg where you eGerman ? nc...
Seriously, people with 30> and level <6 are prolly active.... so that BB is responsible :/ Damn it... i hope they all quit 😛
you should know that fighting against superior enemy forces is what Polish people love the most, so do not worry 😉
how can egermany be with us? 😮 there is no egermany in this game? if i'm wrong please show me on the map where is egermany? maybe it fly in to space or sth :/
Come on Germany, make some Baby boom and help ePoland. 🙂
Nothing new. We think, that is something about 15k active polish citizens. Then another ~45k will die shortly.
I know, that eGermany are with us. Look on the map. 😉
Funny Phoenix propaganda
and btw those Polish people with low wellnes are going to Hades, yes it is truth...but they are going to Hades to conquer it 😁 they are boring of kicking some russian or others vodka drinkers ass 🙂
Those 30.000 guys were never active 😉
And well, you have to admit it, you've fallen against about 15.000 of us. 😉
reality
Best article ever.
LOL
Whatever you all say, and whichever amount of players are dying or something, still this "~15k" can kick some ass as you all have seen before. The second thing is that it is a big mistification and a lie... where did you all find these so called "facts" about the amount of active polish players?? xD
ohhh is it german?
I think that you are off the map?